Desk Toy Enthusiast Gifts

"Well done. One of the straightest paper clips I've seen."

"Hey, I've got a huge chain of paper clips going but who has time to count them."

'Can I have a glass of water?'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Can do...No can do

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Gay Times...

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"It's his emotional support animal."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

Childlike love

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Teddy and friends.

One!

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

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