Desk Distractibles Enthusiast Gifts

Working from home

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Gay Times...

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Divine Desk Bins

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

'This better be important.'

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

Working Vacation.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"I think the executive privilege thing is going to his head."

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

To be or not to be in-trays.

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

"This one is less distracting."

"Ah, I like to see a man immerse himself in his work."

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

Mayan calendar, Mousepad & Coffee Mug.

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

Man sleeps in his empty out box.

"Well done. One of the straightest paper clips I've seen."