Desk Distractibles Enthusiast Prints

Working from home

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Gay Times...

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Divine Desk Bins

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Big desks take time.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

'This better be important.'

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

Working Vacation.

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

To be or not to be in-trays.

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

"I think the executive privilege thing is going to his head."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

Man sleeps in his empty out box.

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

"Ah, I like to see a man immerse himself in his work."

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

Mayan calendar, Mousepad & Coffee Mug.

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

"This one is less distracting."

"Well done. One of the straightest paper clips I've seen."