Desk Accessory Aficionado Prints

'I hear you got caught stealing company stationery. I hope they weren't too hard on you.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Can do...No can do

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

Two stressed drinking birds

'Wow, my own desk!'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"In"

Working Vacation.

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

Doggie Door Inbox

'This better be important.'

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

In, out, back.

In, Out and Out of Sight.

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

Diplomats in the form of doormats