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'I hear you got caught stealing company stationery. I hope they weren't too hard on you.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

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"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

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Big desks take time.

'Wow, my own desk!'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

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'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

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Working Vacation.

'This better be important.'

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

"In"

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

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In, Out and Out of Sight.

In, out, back.

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

Diplomats in the form of doormats

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

'Ms Chenault, are these art works or profit charts? I forget which.'

Do you realise you're talking to the man with the biggest office, the longest desk and the plushiest carpet?

"Looks like somebody's compensating."