Office Decor Aficionado Pillows

'No, they're not pictures of my family. They're selfies.'

'Pastor: no compromising allowed.'

Non-Corporate Mentality

"I have fewer distractions here."

'Our ship is sinking, Hargrove - We're depending on you to rearrange the deck chairs.'

"Martin here? He's been here so long he's part of the furniture."

'Ms Chenault, are these art works or profit charts? I forget which.'

'She helped him realize the importance of spending more time at the office.'

"That group of constituents I'm meeting...are they feedback or blow back?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Divine Desk Bins

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Corporate Whore.

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

Female business.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Desk shaped like an office block.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

Two stressed drinking birds

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Swiss Army Desk

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"In"

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'This better be important.'

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'Corporate Sydney'

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'