Office Decor Enthusiast Pillows

"That would look really good in my office."

"Hey, I love what you've done with the office."

'No, your eyes are perfect, but fake glasses would sure make you look smarter.'

'I feel more secure surrounded by things.'

'I feel more secure surrounded by things.'

'So it is written, so it shall be done.'

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'I see you've noticed my mega cool round window.'

'I find it silences detractors.'

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'

Do you realise you're talking to the man with the biggest office, the longest desk and the plushiest carpet?

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

STRIP Hambone: Office with a womans touch

'I've had the office modernized, trouble is, now you don't fit in anymore.'

When displaying personal items at work, such as photos , generally less is better.

'He finally got a corner office but I'm not sure he can handle it.'

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

Diplomats in the form of doormats

Two stressed drinking birds

"Sorry, Lombdard - the shadow stays."

"It's agreed, then, that we move forward on the philodendron."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

That shows business confidence.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.