Workplace Decor Aficionado Pillows

"We find this chair keeps our employees better focused."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Fittd shēt

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Divine Desk Bins

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Waiting Room Quarterly

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

Doulton Canada Geese

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

Two stressed drinking birds

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Robotic Flower Arranging

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'This better be important.'

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

"In"

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

Trouble Ahead

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'