Workplace Decor Aficionado Mugs

"We find this chair keeps our employees better focused."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Fittd shēt

Divine Desk Bins

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Board Game Hunter

Waiting Room Quarterly

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

Big desks take time.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Two stressed drinking birds

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

Doulton Canada Geese

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Robotic Flower Arranging

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"In"

'This better be important.'

Trouble Ahead

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'