Workspace Decor Lover Mugs

'But, dear, the company requires it from employees who work from home.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Divine Desk Bins

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

Big desks take time.

Two stressed drinking birds

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

"In"

'This better be important.'

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

Do you realise you're talking to the man with the biggest office, the longest desk and the plushiest carpet?

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

To be or not to be in-trays.

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

Diplomats in the form of doormats

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I feel more secure surrounded by things.'

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

Man sleeps in his empty out box.

Wildlife Management.

'I must have that painting for my office.'

Employee Break Room: Eat, drink, but don't you dare be merry!

"That would look really good in my office."