Workspace Decor Lover Gifts

'But, dear, the company requires it from employees who work from home.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Divine Desk Bins

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

Two stressed drinking birds

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

'This better be important.'

"In"

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

Do you realise you're talking to the man with the biggest office, the longest desk and the plushiest carpet?

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

Diplomats in the form of doormats

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

To be or not to be in-trays.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I feel more secure surrounded by things.'

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

Man sleeps in his empty out box.

Wildlife Management.

'I must have that painting for my office.'

Employee Break Room: Eat, drink, but don't you dare be merry!