Creative Workspace Lover Gifts

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

Ok, maybe we should put him back in sales.

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

'Ms Brown, I think I need a bigger desk!'

Piano desk.

'That's right! My very own corner office! Next year I might get glass!'

"This isn't the real me, Miss Tischler. The real me has a bigger desk."

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

'We believe in making use of all the available space.'

'But, dear, the company requires it from employees who work from home.'

The Frank Lloyd Wright desk

"'Hot desking' doesn't work with just one desk."

"This 'hot desking' is a NIGHTMARE!"

"To save money we're moving you from a cubicle to a tribicle."

You're in lick Mr.Lawson.

"My husband works from home."

"Our office went from sit-down desks to stand-up desks to becoming the desk."

'The new office design focuses on a sense of space.'

'I asked if I could work from home.'

"This will be your office. There's a flashlight and whistle if you need to attract attention."

"Ta-da! Work-from-Home away from home."

'Offices with windows are scarce. How about one with a peephole?'

'I'd rather be working from home.'

"I wanted a more desirable workstyle."