Flexible Workspace Lover Gifts

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

'Ms Brown, I think I need a bigger desk!'

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'

"This isn't the real me, Miss Tischler. The real me has a bigger desk."

Piano desk.

'We believe in making use of all the available space.'

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

The Frank Lloyd Wright desk

'Working from home is great! You can keep your mind occupied watching daytime TV.'

'But, dear, the company requires it from employees who work from home.'

"My husband works from home."

"Our office went from sit-down desks to stand-up desks to becoming the desk."

"This 'hot desking' is a NIGHTMARE!"

You're in lick Mr.Lawson.

"'Hot desking' doesn't work with just one desk."