Desk Toy Enthusiast Pillows

"Well done. One of the straightest paper clips I've seen."

"Hey, I've got a huge chain of paper clips going but who has time to count them."

'Can I have a glass of water?'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Can do...No can do

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Gay Times...

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"It's his emotional support animal."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

Childlike love

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Teddy and friends.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Remote Control Duck

Inaction Figure

Help me!

Toys

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'