Desk Game Enthusiast Pillows

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

'Wow, my own desk!'

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

'In case the guys organize a game.'

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

Working Vacation.

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'My life is around here somewhere.'

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

Think Big.

Inbox, Outbox, and Down & Out Box.

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

'Notice to all employees...there is altogether too much goofing off on company time.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

"Well done. One of the straightest paper clips I've seen."

"All right, everybody, recess is over!"

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

'I'm afraid that we can't insure you. Our records indicate that you only have one life left'

"Wider."

"I'm a little worried about that non-executive director we chose."

"For a change of pace, I thought we could play dodge ball instead of phone tag."