Quirky Desk Enthusiast Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'Wow, my own desk!'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

Working Vacation.

"In"

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

'This better be important.'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

Toilet Tissue Typist.

Working from home.

Play Ball!

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"Well done. One of the straightest paper clips I've seen."

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

"I'm a little worried about that non-executive director we chose."

CEO (Out to lunch).

In/Out/Out of Sight.

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

'Can I have a glass of water?'