Desktop Toy Aficionado Gifts

"OK, one more, but that is it."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

The Rubber Ball Company

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"It's his emotional support animal."

One!

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Childlike love

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Help me!

Toys

Remote Control Duck

Inaction Figure

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'