Desktop Design Enthusiast Gifts

Desk-Top Publisher, tiny man on desk "Hold the front page and tell that darn editor he's fired!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'C'mon get it straight.'

Can do...No can do

Crap from the future.

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Office Ergonomics.

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Big desks take time.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Early cave painters

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Angry boss

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"In"

'This better be important.'

Futons/Futoffs

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

Working Vacation.

Sir Cecil Beaton

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Naked Furniture

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Roller Coasters