Desk Setup Enthusiast Gifts

'And contact the art department - find out when the rest of my desk will be ready.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Can do...No can do

Gay Times...

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Office Ergonomics.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Two stressed drinking birds

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

'Wow, my own desk!'

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

'This better be important.'

Working Vacation.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"In"

Angry boss

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Doggie Door Inbox

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

Bad Office Planning

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

'My life is around here somewhere.'

Do you realise you're talking to the man with the biggest office, the longest desk and the plushiest carpet?

In, out, back.

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'