Desk Decor Aficionado Gifts

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

"The new piece of paper you like to keep on your desk came in."

"I work hard and I play hard."

Who is this man and what does he do?

"In"

In/Out/Out of Sight.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Can do...No can do

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Divine Desk Bins

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Office Ergonomics.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Big desks take time.

Two stressed drinking birds

'Wow, my own desk!'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

Working Vacation.

'This better be important.'

Angry boss

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'Ms Chenault, are these art works or profit charts? I forget which.'

In, out, back.

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

Do you realise you're talking to the man with the biggest office, the longest desk and the plushiest carpet?

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

Diplomats in the form of doormats

To be or not to be in-trays.