Desk Decor Fanatic Gifts

To be or not to be in-trays.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Divine Desk Bins

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Two stressed drinking birds

Big desks take time.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

Working Vacation.

'This better be important.'

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

Angry boss

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

"In"

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.