Desk Decor Aficionados Gifts

Divine Desk Bins

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Gay Times...

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Big desks take time.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Two stressed drinking birds

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"In"

'This better be important.'

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

Doggie Door Inbox

Angry boss

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

To be or not to be in-trays.

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

Do you realise you're talking to the man with the biggest office, the longest desk and the plushiest carpet?

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

'Ms Chenault, are these art works or profit charts? I forget which.'

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

Diplomats in the form of doormats

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

In-Basket: 'Value Deficient'... Out-Basket: 'Value Added'

'I feel more secure surrounded by things.'