Desk Decor Fanatic Prints

To be or not to be in-trays.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Divine Desk Bins

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

The Pencil and Sharpener

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

Two stressed drinking birds

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"In"

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

Angry boss

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

'This better be important.'

Working Vacation.

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

Do you realise you're talking to the man with the biggest office, the longest desk and the plushiest carpet?