Desk Aficionado Gifts

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

'Wow, my own desk!'

Man's desk deflates when he picks up his pen.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Busy office.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Office Ergonomics.

401K

Corporate Whore.

"You have a 2 o'clock, a 3:30 and don't forget the monthly finance report is due Friday..."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Female business.

Desk shaped like an office block.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

Big desks take time.

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Congratulations on your promotion.