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"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Two stressed drinking birds

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

'All right! Who's got my bloody stress ball?'

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"You make a great point."

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

"I think the executive privilege thing is going to his head."

Butterfly Woman

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

2020

'Back in '83 I painted my entire den white with those little bottles of correction fluid. That was the golden age of office supply pilfering.'

"You remind me of someone."

Not much of a resume. Anything besides these 7 Deadly Sins?

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

Dramatic lighting in the drama department.

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

"This one is less distracting."

Mayan calendar, Mousepad & Coffee Mug.

Man sleeps in his empty out box.

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

"Well done. One of the straightest paper clips I've seen."

'Can I have a glass of water?'

Bananas eye the blender

'I hear you got caught stealing company stationery. I hope they weren't too hard on you.'

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

Cat with mouse tie.

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

Working from home

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

Shopkeeper thinks a fashionable man's delicate umbrella is a lady's parasol.