Desk Accessory Collector Pillows

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

Two stressed drinking birds

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

"You make a great point."

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"I think the executive privilege thing is going to his head."

Butterfly Woman

2020

'Back in '83 I painted my entire den white with those little bottles of correction fluid. That was the golden age of office supply pilfering.'

"You remind me of someone."

Man sleeps in his empty out box.

Dramatic lighting in the drama department.

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

Mayan calendar, Mousepad & Coffee Mug.

Not much of a resume. Anything besides these 7 Deadly Sins?

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

"This one is less distracting."

"Well done. One of the straightest paper clips I've seen."

'Can I have a glass of water?'

Bananas eye the blender

Cat with mouse tie.

'I hear you got caught stealing company stationery. I hope they weren't too hard on you.'

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

Working from home

'I should never have run off with him.'

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

Shopkeeper thinks a fashionable man's delicate umbrella is a lady's parasol.