Desk Accessories Pillows

Mayan calendar, Mousepad & Coffee Mug.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

The Computer Bore

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

That shows business confidence.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Joust Sharpener

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Dog eat dog.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Divine Desk Bins

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Stationery Shop

The Pencil and Sharpener

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'