Desk Accessories Prints

Mayan calendar, Mousepad & Coffee Mug.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

The Computer Bore

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

That shows business confidence.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Joust Sharpener

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Divine Desk Bins

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Dog eat dog.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Stationery Shop

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.