Desk Decor Collector Prints

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Divine Desk Bins

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

The Pencil and Sharpener

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Big desks take time.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

'This better be important.'

"In"

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

Doctor with a variety of certificates on the wall featuring popular phrases used by doctors.

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

To be or not to be in-trays.

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

"I think the executive privilege thing is going to his head."