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'Things are looking up...Jenkins finally got the corner office he's been pushing for...'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Lady with 'single' as her desk sign.

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

Ace Novelties

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Divine Desk Bins

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

Two stressed drinking birds

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

'This better be important.'

"In"

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

Diplomats in the form of doormats

Do you realise you're talking to the man with the biggest office, the longest desk and the plushiest carpet?

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'