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'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"Hmm, what would Satan do?"

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"The Southwestern look. I love it!"

"This isn't the real me, Miss Tischler. The real me has a bigger desk."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Wildlife Management.

'I must have that painting for my office.'

J.B. Oxly - Going through the motions since 1970.

'The Feng Shui in this office is all wrong...you're here.'

"Hi, I want to refurnish my office!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

That shows business confidence.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'Dog eat dog.'

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Desk shaped like an office block.