Desk Decor Appreciator Mugs

Man sleeps in his empty out box.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Divine Desk Bins

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Big desks take time.

Two stressed drinking birds

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'This better be important.'

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

"In"

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

Do you realise you're talking to the man with the biggest office, the longest desk and the plushiest carpet?

Diplomats in the form of doormats