Desk Decor Admirer Mugs

A businessman sits behind a desk with a nameplate on it that reads "The Definitive Arnold Prescott".

Man with big desk using expanding tongs to place paper in his out basket

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Divine Desk Bins

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Two stressed drinking birds

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'This better be important.'

"In"

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

Working Vacation.

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

Angry boss

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'