Desk Dominion T-Shirts

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Shake it all about sign on desk

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Why do you need so many computers?

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

In - Out - Pending.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

InOutYada Yada.

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

Records?

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

"We need a better piling system."

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

In and Out Trays

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

Delinquent Accounts - Day Late, Dollar Short.

Outbox.

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

Still Here

Man with Sword in Penholder

In-Out-Far Out.

Stethoscope

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."