Desktop Dominator Gifts

Why do you need so many computers?

Big frog in a small pond.com

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Records?

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"We need a better piling system."

In and Out Trays

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

Careerist

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'I can dream, can't I?'

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

'I'm involved in lots of office politics. Do you have this in Kevlar?'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

Computer He-male (email).

'You're obsessing again.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

"Sorry, dear, but I can't come to dinner with you and your parents. However, I will sent my drone in my place."

'Ugh! Look at the state of our home office.'

Apparently she's building a 'red room of pain'....

'What have you got to say for yourself? Or would you rather hear about me?'

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'