Device Dominator Gifts

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Is this the new input device?'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Why do you need so many computers?

Fur Baby

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Records?

"We need a better piling system."

In and Out Trays

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

'I can dream, can't I?'

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

strong man bends an iron bar

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

I just realized how vulnerable I am to people who could hack my phone, my self-driving car, my tv, my garage door opener … So I bought a device called "Trojan Horse: that's supposed to protect me from all that. It connects to my wifi router. It monitors all my web traffic, all my connected devices, and ... well, I'm not exactly sure what it does, but it's supposed to keep the hackers out somehow. What did you say the device is called again? Now I don't worry about anyone hacking my toaster.

'I'm involved in lots of office politics. Do you have this in Kevlar?'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

Consumer care and technologies

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."