Device Dominator Pillows

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Is this the new input device?'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Why do you need so many computers?

Fur Baby

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Records?

"We need a better piling system."

In and Out Trays

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

'I can dream, can't I?'

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

strong man bends an iron bar

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

'I'm involved in lots of office politics. Do you have this in Kevlar?'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

Consumer care and technologies

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

'So! THis is what you do all day.'