Decibel Dominator Pillows

"What a beautiful day! - I think I'll go outside and needlessly rev my motorbike all afternoon. . ."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Why do you need so many computers?

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Elderly People

Dust Bunny

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'I can dream, can't I?'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

Jazz Bagpipes

'I'm involved in lots of office politics. Do you have this in Kevlar?'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

'Maybe next concert we should ease up on the volume.'

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

"Sorry... I can't hear you above the noise?"

'You're obsessing again.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

"Sorry, dear, but I can't come to dinner with you and your parents. However, I will sent my drone in my place."

'I'm not leaving till he leaves.'

Computer He-male (email).

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

"And what gives you the uneasy feeling that my workers comp claim is under investigation?"

Dirty Harry Dancing

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.

Apparently she's building a 'red room of pain'....