Decibel Dominator T-Shirts

"What a beautiful day! - I think I'll go outside and needlessly rev my motorbike all afternoon. . ."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Why do you need so many computers?

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Dust Bunny

Elderly People

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

'I can dream, can't I?'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

Jazz Bagpipes

'I'm involved in lots of office politics. Do you have this in Kevlar?'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

'Maybe next concert we should ease up on the volume.'

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

'You're obsessing again.'

Computer He-male (email).

"Sorry, dear, but I can't come to dinner with you and your parents. However, I will sent my drone in my place."

"Sorry... I can't hear you above the noise?"

"And what gives you the uneasy feeling that my workers comp claim is under investigation?"

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.

Dirty Harry Dancing

Apparently she's building a 'red room of pain'....

'Is that really what you do at work Dad? I thought you were an evil genius plotting to take over the World...'