Remote Dominator Pillows

'I'll start my run at the next commercial break!!'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Why do you need so many computers?

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

How the goat got square eyes.

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'Interactive TV news.'

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"God, I love this show!"

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

'I can dream, can't I?'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

Mind control

"I am a control freak."

strong man bends an iron bar

Is that a new hi-tech remote? Yeah, it's a real game-changer!

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

"No, this movie isn't dragging. You've got it on 'pause'."

"I'm married to a control freak!"

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

"Sky, sir?"

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'