Domain Dominator Gifts

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Why do you need so many computers?

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Records?

"We need a better piling system."

In and Out Trays

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'I can dream, can't I?'

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."

"You're taking this 'King Of Beasts' thing too seriously."

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

'You're obsessing again.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

'I'm not leaving till he leaves.'

Computer He-male (email).

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

'Ugh! Look at the state of our home office.'

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'

"It's the only way we know that the meeting's finally over."

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

"Would someone please send him a text, requesting his attention at our meeting?"

When Technology Attacks.

"I worked so hard to get into debt, I don't have the energy to work my way out of it."

We're calling her Samantha.org. The dot-com name was already taken.