Net Dominator Gifts

Badminton player.

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"You've got computer-breath."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Why do you need so many computers?

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Dust Bunny

Records?

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"We need a better piling system."

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

In and Out Trays

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

Goal

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

'I can dream, can't I?'

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

'Internet' 'Internot'

strong man bends an iron bar

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

'You're obsessing again.'

Computer He-male (email).

The Contemplative Man's Reaction.

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."