Net Dominator T-Shirts

Badminton player.

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"You've got computer-breath."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Why do you need so many computers?

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Dust Bunny

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Records?

"We need a better piling system."

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

In and Out Trays

Goal

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

'I can dream, can't I?'

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

'Internet' 'Internot'

strong man bends an iron bar

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

The Contemplative Man's Reaction.

'You're obsessing again.'

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

Computer He-male (email).

'Best save I've ever seen.'