Net Defender Gifts

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Climate Change

The New Normal

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

Spam.

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"