Net Defender Gifts

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

The New Normal

Climate Change

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

I'd rather be phishing.

Spam.

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'