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Net Protector Gifts
If you know someone who loves tech, cyber safety, or is a network buff, our creative products make ideal gifts. From playful to clever, our designs celebrate their interest in net protection in a fun way. Discover unique mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to their passion for securing digital worlds. A thoughtful gift here can brighten their day and show you appreciate their tech-savvy side.
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
The Environmentalist
Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."
"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."
"I love you too, big guy."
"Global warming is a great icebreaker."
The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...
Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.
How did THAT get there? Wash me.
Evolution.
"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."
The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing
Please buzz off. That's my flower!
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
Privacy Conference Security
'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'
The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.
Privacy - Surveillance
'More government surveillance!'
Global Warming Coming Soon!
A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".
Igloo for birds.
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban
'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'
"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"
"Sorry kid, I work alone."
"That's an everblue."
Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.
Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother
Net Protector Gifts Collection
Net Protector Mugs
Explore our range of net protector-themed mugs for a humorous and thoughtful gift that adds personality to their coffee break.
Net Protector Pillows
Find cozy pillows with clever net protector designs to give their space a fun and personal touch.
Net Protector Prints
Browse our unique prints celebrating net protection that make for a stylish and witty addition to any tech lover's decor.
Net Protector T-Shirts
Check out our creative t-shirts celebrating net protection – perfect for tech enthusiasts who like to wear their interests with pride.