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Goalie.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I love you too, big guy."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Evolution.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Privacy - Surveillance

'More government surveillance!'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Igloo for birds.

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"That's an everblue."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother