Pc Protector Gifts

'It was like a mother to me.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Privacy - Surveillance

'More government surveillance!'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Statue of Security

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Domestic Spying Drones

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"I only told a few friends."

Hope and ______

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