Pet Protector Gifts

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

'Drop the can opener!'

Rabbits $5.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Police artist drawing a snarling dog while a injured cat desribes him

Animal Rights Building

'I want a heavy padlock and two dead bolts on the door.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'There's no joy in his fetching.'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

"Hon, I'm worried. She's been out there somewhere for 3 hours."

Don

'He likes to make sure we're not throwing away any of his stuff.'

'Your job is to ensure the cat doesn't come anywhere near me...'

'I'm sorry, Sonny. But, the FBI doesn't look for missing doggies... Even if you do think he might've crossed the state line.'

"At least we don't have to worry about intruders now we have a dog."

Woman shields her cat's eyes from the News

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

Rescuing the Fish in the Flood

Beware the Dog

'Our micro-chipped dog is right here and the kids are who-knows-where. Are we missing something here?'

Finance Company.

'Aaah...Are you the young man whose pet ate the snail bait?'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

'Sherman, I think you're overfeeding your sea monkey!'

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

'What's a Threrret level?'

'The veterinarians have informed me that no matter how cheaply they'll work, people still won't spay. So vets should pay owners!'

No Wonder he's sick! Chicken Bones!

Fish to fish in bowl: 'I'm worried about break and entry by the cat!'

You Know It's Hot When. . . Walking on the Grass Burns your Feet. . .

"Relax, it's ice."

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'