Cat Protector Gifts

Reservoir Cats.

Look Out For the Cat

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Cat Nip.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"And where have you previously moused?"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Cat Tie

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat and dog at a will reading.

Cat in a flap

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Ratminton

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Say hello to my little friend."