Cat Protector Gifts

Reservoir Cats.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Cat Nip.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Cat Tie

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat and dog at a will reading.

Cat in a flap

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Ratminton

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Say hello to my little friend."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.