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"Thanks. I feel much better now."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Fish with Shield

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

"It doesn't matter. They give us the same food no matter where we are."

'Remember the good old days when he wasn't allowed on the furniture?'

'You''ll just have to accept the fact that they're more concerned with their furniture than with you.'

'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

The Moth Menace.

'Telling him he was going to be declawed was a bad idea. He decided to go out with a bang.'

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"...I'll just take the day off."

"...P.S. Stay off the furniture!"

"My husband has a thing about double glazing salesmen."

'I don't care how smart he is, he's not allowed on the furniture!'

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

"Enough of this. Let's go shred a sofa."

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